{"product_id":"9780974699073","title":"Holy Sh*t...I'm Having Twins!: The Definitive Guide to Remaining Calm When You're Twice as Freaked Out","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA MUST-HAVE FOR NEW TWINS PARENTS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Smart, funny and refreshingly real advice that will change your life.\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e-Hollie Gyarmati, Author of \u003c\/em\u003eThe Mother of All Makeovers\u003cem\u003e, designer \u0026amp; mom of 5 (including two sets of twins)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeventeen years ago, Elizabeth Lyons wrote the bestselling, side-splittingly funny guide to managing twins in the first year. That book stayed at the top of the charts for over a decade. Since then, times have changed-and so has navigating Year One with twins (or any baby, for that matter).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHoly Sh*t...I'm Having Twins! \u003c\/em\u003efeatures the very best of Lyons' hard-won advice, updated and expanded for today's new twins parents.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf raising one newborn was a workout (and it is), raising two (or more) is like competing in an Ironman...backward...while wearing banana slippers. Well-meaning friends will try to prepare you for the endurance event that lies ahead, but only a seasoned parent, writer, and mom of twins (who has three additional kids to boot) can do it with the honest, belly-laugh humor and tried-and-true proven strategies you don't even know you need (yet).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTopics include: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Money-Saving Secrets to What You Really Need, What you Need Two of, and What You Can Skip Altogether\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ How to Stay Connected to the Person Who Got You Into This Mess\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Breastfeeding Twins (Two Mouths + Two Breasts = Not as Simple As It Sounds)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Bottlefeeding: Why It's Okay and Won't Thwart Their Admission to Harvard\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Fielding Unsolicited Advice and Questions: Stories from the Trenches\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ Getting Twins on a Schedule - Preferably the Same One\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ How to Return to Work (and Speak Coherently and Intelligently While There)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're overwhelmed, terrified, tired of people lamenting how hard one baby is, and wondering if you'll ever shower in peace again, you're in the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The advice you need in the short, funny format your sleep-deprived mind can absorb.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e- Lisa Earle McLeod, bestselling author of Forget Perfect\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Elizabeth Lyons' humorous yet realistic perspective provides new parents of twins with a great starting point from which to embark on that all-important first year.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e- Dr. Bob Covert, leading Chicagoland neonatologist\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Elizabeth Lyons captures the universal discourse of sisterhood while guiding new mothers of twins through the first year.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e- Kathy Voit, RNC, Labor and Delivery nurse\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Finn-Phyllis Press, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42482060951613,"sku":"9780974699073","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0603\/0838\/9949\/files\/9780974699073_p0.jpg?v=1771586412","url":"https:\/\/www.tatteredcover.mom\/products\/9780974699073","provider":"Tattered Cover","version":"1.0","type":"link"}